收集古典音乐笑话 [复制链接]

答案是大提琴。
也算是一个音乐笑话了，据说来自于比彻姆的一个典故：
在一次排练中，乐队中的一位年轻女大提琴手一直拉的不好，最后比彻姆再也受不了了，于是对她说：
"Lady, you've got between your legs an instrument that, if adequately caressed, could give boundless pleasure to you and thousands of other people; and the only thing you seem to be able to do is to scratch and scratch it!"

这个instrument用的真是精髓啊。